I incorporated this fact into my story by including the transformation of the muffin from a bread product to a sweet treat created by Chef Paul Dean. Every so often, though, I had to write a story that hit close to home. By he gestured to my being at the police station, probably assuming that my job had once again led me to trespassing in my penchant for getting the story. Thank you and bravo!!! - Muffin Man. Are you in some kind of trouble?" He gave me a smile and headed for his truck, which was the pride and joy of his life. Have you seen the muffin man? O'Malley argued. Carrie and Eva were in the other tent, and my friend Jess gasped next to me, as we both heard the sound that had awakened us. Your current browser isn't compatible with SoundCloud. Required fields are marked *. We discussed the details for a few minutes, and of course I skipped over the bit about the plaster, since that was still officially off the record. When committing his murders, he will take the blood of his victim, and write a note next to their corpse, which reads "I AM MUFFIN MAN". I'm sure you do. Once your account is created, you'll be logged-in to this account. I'm on official Sun duty, and we'd appreciate it if you spoke to us for just a few minutes. I kept a giant Hello Kitty mug in my desk, just for occasions like this, when a story shook me up so badly that I needed to blame my quivering hands on the caffeine. and has constant hallucinations which cause him to see and hear things that aren't there. It was the kind of headline I hated to print. Muffins were originally bread products delivered fresh to English homes. It's a copy cat; Nothing we should be printing. erougian. Jen sat with her gloved hands folded on the black top of the table. ", "Maybe it will at least make people more cautious." User 502091273. She reminded me. His nickname The Muffin Man is actually a reference to how he committed the murders. wow very tuff. And murdered. Over and over it played through my mind in that high pitched falsetto. He’s a demented serial killer in Ethan Blum and Logan McDonald’s The Muffin Man. But now it's happening all over again. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. ", He nodded in agreement. He taught me how to lay out the details, to check for anything we'd missed. I think the entire force had showed up. Users who liked this track LachieEvans. All Rights Reserved. Raped. He had been in middle school the last time the Muffin Man went on his murder spree. Five years ago, he nearly killed me. "This is ridiculous! Follow/Fav Legend Of The Muffin Man. I said out loud, trying to keep the fear out of my voice. They live just outside the city.". Parents made this rhyme as a warning to their children. But I think we'll be privy to some of the inside information. "I saw you out here while I was driving to the diner." On the other, he's somewhat naive, as shown during his final fight against Aya, where the latter manages to trick the former into escaping his own powers. We are not liable for the misuse or for inaccuracies contained within. Some locals speculated that he had died, whoever he was. Muffin Man is a serial killer wanted around the world for his mass murders and his ability to seemingly evade all authorities. "I need to get to work for now." I picked my feet up to avoid stepping in a puddle, and O'Malley laughed. The basic plot of the fake movie is a detective on the hunt for the serial killer, The Muffin Man (W. Casey McDonald), who bakes evil muffins that come to life and attacks its victims, while finding its inspiration from classic films like Phantasm and Hellraiser. O'Malley preferred the crime rates low, for two reasons. From his pocket, he removed a folded parcel of paper. The boy grew up and became a serial killer. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. From the car, I dialed Jessica's cell number. "You haven't heard about last night?" Jessica stated bluntly. He leaned closer to me, and hugged me without saying anything. I hoped they were right, but something told me it wasn't the end. She looked tired. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) Translate. ~~~~~*****~~~~~ i know it's been two months for the last update, and I am so sorry! "And this time, we will catch this guy. Jen was holding needle-nosed tweezers and a magnifying glass, extracting small white objects from a muffin. Jen carefully shook the tube in her tiny hands. "I know what you're thinking," he began, as if his words could reassure me. Character Role Play Wikia is a FANDOM Games Community. He had a young face with kind brown eyes, and was wearing his typical trucker's hat. She wants us to meet her over at the station this morning. O'Malley suggested. Jordan Erougian. She had joined the force as a profiler, but she often did desk work when the crime rate was low enough that her talents weren't needed. It’s formatted as an actual trailer too. Too close, in this case. "I'll be honest with you." Is still the same. The last thing this guy should get is attention. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Horror - Words: 400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2001 - id: 189430 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten The Legend of The Muffin Man. She gingerly pulled each speck loose, and placed it inside a narrow test tube filled with some kind of blue liquid. 3, repeating the same words, who replies in the same way, only saying, "Three of us know the muffin man,". The show that celebrates the best in independent film! But the song was the worst part of it. You're sure?" Contents . The basic plot of the fake movie is a detective on the hunt for the serial killer, The Muffin Man (W. Casey McDonald), who bakes evil muffins that come to life and attacks its victims, while finding its inspiration from classic films like Phantasm and Hellraiser. "It's similar to reporting I guess. Based on the classic nursery rhyme, The Muffin Man is a quick two-minute fake trailer for a horror film that will never be made. Parents made this rhyme as a warning to their children. Labels: Amelia Dyer, Do You Know the Muffin Man, Drury Lane, infanticide, Muffin Man, serial killer. TIL John Stark, an unpaid rescuer of the Donner Party, refused to leave any of the 9 dying survivors, mostly children, behind (unlike his paid partners who just grabbed one kid each and left). Muffin is a man of conflicting personalities. The content contained on this site should be viewed for entertainment purposes only. "This thing's outdated." Hassan El-Hajj. I pleaded. He will always write the same message for all of his victims. "We had to withhold that detail in the original case, but chief Moen thinks the Sun can partner with us this time. I conceded. Will they heed his warnings before it’s too late, or suffer a delicious demise at the hands of the menacing murderer with a massive muffin for a head? Muffin is a man of conflicting personalities. Points were highlighted and marked in red and blue. The rain was smiting us with full force now, in large cold drops. 3 then turns to No. There they would be assaulted. Sorting the details out. I looked at the floor, which was so clean it reflected the fluorescent lights. The author would like to thank you for your continued support. "I get out at five. Do...haha...do you know the...hah...do you know the Muffin Man? O'Malley was probably the best reporter I knew. Soon we will all get to see The Muffin Man, the new campy horror flick from gonzo Canadian indie director Blaine Wasylkiw, according to Fangoria. Three of my friends had been staying at the lake that June evening, camped out in thin canvas tents, which were freezing but at least got us away from our parents for a night. "But it was just a shadow." I blinked back the tears and dug through my purse for some Kleenex. There's no way the Muffin Man is back. he explained, "What's wrong? "I'm interested if you might remember anything that could help us." Submit interesting and specific facts about something that you just found out here. He carried 2-3 at a time, then went back and repeated the process. I asked, very curious to know if the police had any theories. We have a body-type now.". "So far, the M.O. Your review has been posted. Jen would probably be working eighteen hours a day, and constantly in danger, now that the Muffin Man was back. Soon we will all get to see The Muffin Man, the new campy horror flick from gonzo Canadian indie director Blaine Wasylkiw, according to Fangoria. I saw my brother, Brian, climb down from the driver's seat, none too gracefully since his truck's wheels were suspended more for off-roading than for any legal purposes. Your email address will not be published. Outside, in the damp drizzly October air, the voice finally ceased. Chad, Jane, and the rest of the staff have no idea that the shop’s former proprietor – serial killing baker, Desmond Bailey – is about to return to the scene of his original crimes.