", ~*~ Marcella: "I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere. i killed the president of paraguay with a for, how have you been? Marcella: It was supposed to look like a heart attack! And if we do our job, we're the good guys." I kill for *money*. Marcella: Yes, I did. I'm curious." What am I, a cold-blooded killer? Martin: "In Detroit? Martin: "Not true?" “- Dr. Oatman: Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you. Martin: "That I'm breathing." ", ~*~ Paul: "Looking for some validation in my life, but apparently it came up short! Mr. Newberry: What have you been doing with your life? I'll stop doing it. I'm a professional killer." Dr. Oatman: "Good. Martin: "No?" The word is you turned two Governments on me, you turncoat. I've got jars. Paul: "Oh, do you have to do postgraduate work for that, or can you jump right in? Martin Blank: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein, all right? Martin Q. Blank: You know, I think that is *terrific*, what you have right there. Marcella-" 'As a graduate of the class of 1986, you are someone special. ", ~*~ Martin: "Hey, look, Sergeant Pepper. Marcella: You know, when you started getting invited to your ten year high school reunion, time is catching up. You have to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy, then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy. Martin Blank: Whole grain pancakes and an egg-white omelette, please. Where have you been for ten years?" Six figures, doing business with lead-pipe cruelty, mercenary sensibility. Did ya' read yesterday's offer? Mr. Grocer: [in pursuit in the next car] That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter, or he has a newfound respect for life! POPCORN! I say forget about forgiving and just accept. I possessed a certain moral ambiguity the CIA was looking for. I'm Marin Blank. ", ~*~ Tracy: "So, how are you? I say forget about forgive and just accept. Ten years! ", "I know what I do isn't... moral, per se...", "You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there. Good for you, it's a... growth industry. Directed by George Armitage. You know... sports, sex, no real relationships. Debi Newberry: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio? I ingest it on orders from my neurophysiologist. Remember: There is nowhere you can go that you haven't learned how to go in time.' Hey Jenny Slater. Yeah. Paul: "Is this guy dead?" Martin: "It's an open market." Walk her to the car. “- Ken: I do divorce mainly, some property, some personal. Debi: "Do you get dental with that? You want a couple? Debi: "You died?" Mary Blank: You're a handsome devil. Hi. Marcella: Yeah, we all got to go sometime, sir, but we can choose when. broken. ", "Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. Martin: "Really? Debi: If you love something, set it free. Martin: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm confused, I don't understand. Whatever the hell that means.”. (Both laugh it up), ~*~ Marcella: "It's not gonna be a boring soup. I'm pissed... gotta find a new job! ", ~*~ Bart: "What have you been doing with your life?" ", ~*~ Dr. Oatman: "Okay, repeat after me. ", ~*~ Martin: "Whole-grain pancakes and an egg-white omelette, please." - Melanie the Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette. Marty: I was hired to kill you. Martin: "What?" Martin Blank: No, but I have a cat. It gets better and better. Martin Blank… Mr. Grocer: After we do your job, we're gonna do another job. Mr. Grocer: Don't say "do it," because I don't "do it," I *ingest* it, on orders of my neurophysiologist. That's the whole point!". “- Melanie the Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir? Martin Blank: Well, you don't know my cat. I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southlands. POPCORN! “Remember, there's nowhere you can go that you haven't learned how to go in time. ", ~*~ Martin: "I'm gonna go downstairs, finish my drink. Ken: "Hey, I'm gonna use that. ", "Easy there, chief. Martin: "A special torture", ~*~ Ken: "Moss, Brice & Fromeyer. . Hey Jenny Slater. So I figured since I loved you so much, it'd be a good idea if I didn't see you anymore. Loner, lone gunman -- get it? Martin: "Should be fun! Paul: "Yeah." ", ~*~ Marcella: "So, you're gonna get out of there, right? There's a contract out on your life. Mm-hmm. Martin: "Don't say that! ", "If you love something, set it free. How's your life?" Martin Blank is a professional assassin. Have you been home to see the old house?" ", ~*~ Martin: "This union, is there gonna be meetings?" Six figures, doing business with leadpipe cruelty, mercenery sensibility. Really, I liked it, a lot. Tracy: "No. Dr. Oatman: Good, now keep doing that for about twenty minutes. Amy: "You do not." Yeah. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Martin Q. Blank: Okay, would ya mind, just skip to the end. You know? Bob: To... the very end? You know a point, like an organic connection between all living things, I don't know; God, Yahweh, higher power, or whatever you want to call it. And get the hell out of town. Quotes from Grosse Pointe Blank Picture taken from Cusack Lounge From Grosse Pointe Blank, and his autograph ~*~ Martin: "Don't tease me. Martin Q. Blank: Whew. ", ~*~ Bart: "'What a piece of work is man. You don't know if it's a boy or a girl? I don't want to join your goddamn union. Martin: "Ooh, that'd be good...I think. With John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Dan Aykroyd, Joan Cusack. Dr. Oatman: O.K. I'll be back to the hotel in a half-hour. Quotes.net. Nothing at all." People think that when you get married, you lose your freedom." Mr. Newberry: I visualised you in a haze as one of those slackster, flannel-wearing, coffee-house misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek. I am rooted in the "me" who is on this adventure." Yeah, I don't know. ", "Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! Paul: Hey Jenny Slater. Leave your livestock alone. ", ~*~ Martin: "It's not me! Boatman & John Cusack NEW CRIME PRODUCTIONS Registered WGA --address deleted --for privacy -- phone deleted MAY 4, 1994 FADE IN: ROLL CREDITS OVER: EXT. Paul: Okay, well, I'll see you at the "I've peaked and I'm kidding myself" party. Lardner: "Yes. Marty: You wanna tell me what that means? Mr. Newberry: Well you know me Martin - still the same old sell-out, exploiting the oppressed... Mr. Newberry: Ah what a piece of work is man, how noble... oh f*** it, let's have a drink and forget the whole damn thing. This stuff is legal. How are you? Debi: "What?" Mr. Grocer: Hey, hey, bing bing bing bing bang! Dr. Oatman: No, don't give it a shot! "If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. 'I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. Marcella: "This is not good. I'm Martin Blank, do you remember me? Let's see how smart you are with my foot up your ass! ", ~*~ Martin: "What happened?" ", ~*~ Lardner: "You wanna kill the good guy, but not be the bad guy. That didn't come out right. Marty: I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Martin: "No, I--" Mr. Grocer: Easy there Chief, I don't see Hollow-Point Wound Care on the menu. Marty: They're right behind us. Yeah, you look--you look great! Hey Jenny Slater. Melanie: "Well, that's not technically an omelette." So the question now becomes, do I allow you access to me or... do I call security? Torn down in the name of convenience." Loner, lone gunman -- get it? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Grosse Pointe Blank opened in 1997 and was a minor hit, earning $28 million (about twice that at 2017 ticket prices) before going on to become a cult favorite. It's very demanding. Wait! Martin: "Right. Bob: Real smart. "For a while." Debi Newberry: "It"? “- Debi Newberry: How come you never learned that it was wrong? Dr. Oatman: Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you. 15 Oct. 2020. You always got to romanticize it. That's good. Paul: "Okay. [Debi's dad learns there's a contract on his life.]. ", ~*~ Martin: "...I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore...I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives, and children, and houses and dogs, and they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do, and what am I gonna say? Marcella-"I thought it might be … Marcella: Sir, it's out of my hands. Some property, some personal injury." (Ms. Cusack received an Oscar nomination for her next role, in In & Out.) Hunger? Martin: "I freaked out, join the army, went into business for myself. Marty: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all. Tanya: "And came back! Ken McCullard: I do divorce mainly, some property, some personal injury. ", "Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. When I took the sevice exam, my psyche profile fit a certain-- moral flexibility would be the only way to describe it. Marcella: Well, I never really thought about it quite like that. Marcella: Yeah, well, we all have to go sometime, sir, but we can choose when. You know what I do for a living. Martin Q. Blank: Okay, would ya mind, just skip to the end. Do you want me to say it or do you want me to realize it? I'll take that line. 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. Martin Blank: Nothing in the omelette. Martin Blank: It's not ME! "Go see some old friends. How are you? Marty: Marcella... you know what I do for a living. "Everybody's doing it, it's like the natural order. ", ~*~ Debi: "Something's missing. Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette. Paul: "But I'm saying that I-- Hey, Jenny.